Desperately Tennis

Tuesday Nite is Desperately Tennis @ West End - starts at 7:00pm. IMPORTANT: ALL NEW PLAYERS MUST REGISTER BY CONTACTING MIKEY BEFORE 3:00PM ON TUESDAY NIGHTS

EXISTING PLAYERS NEED NOT REGISTER - HOWEVER MUST ADVISE MIKEY BY 4PM IF THEY ARE NOT PLAYING OTHERWISE PLAYING COSTS WILL STILL OCCUR

To keep on top of the latest news from the cast of Desperately Tennis, - use the LINKS button on the right hand side of the blog called Tennis Updates

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8/8/06 - Well Kurt kept us all on our toes with many a high lob over the fences and onto the road, park, next suburb and of course the school buildings!

The player of the night would have to go to Adam who was not only camera man for the night, but also served some lovely shots catching many an opponent off guard.

2nd play of the nite was Mikey who actually returned a ball on his backhand and got it over the net!

Update of the trophy progress following Desperately Tennis following games on 1/8/06:

Marky - 595 points

Mikey - 370 points

Anthony 325 points

The field following the top 3 are:

Scott I - 273 points

Scott II - 250 points

Yanni - 226 points

Adam 211 points

Kurt 208 points

Alan 202 points

Matt 194 points

Cheryl 193 points

Ross 171 points.

Jak 146 points

Dale 132 points

Steve 124 points

Obe 112 points

Viagra News

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.

Howard's Heroes have been looking for a generic name for viagra. After careful consideration by a team of "experts" you can expect an announcement shortly that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafallin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and Ibepokin.

As a side note, Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will also soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a 'stiff' drink. Obviously they can no longer call this a 'soft' drink, and it gives new meaning to the names 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will shortly market the new concoction by the name of MOUNT & DO

This poses a thought - There is more money being spent on penis enlargements and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with large penises and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them!

Gay Pride in June 2006 -

Gay Pride is fast approaching so here's where I will be. If you need more details then go to Brisbane Pride June 4 - 11:00am - Volunteers BBQ at Musgrave Park June 17 - 10:00 am March and rally - Brisbane Town Hall June 25 - 2:00pm - Pink Pub Crawl - Sporties Why not become a volunteer ? - click on Brisbane Pride to register