Social Calendar Events

Don't forget the following dates.................. Thursday 02.11.06 - Meet Mother Mossop the Matriarch of the Mossop Clan at Obe's place 6-6:30 pm - nibbles supplied - BYOG Saturday 11.11.06 - Inaugural tennis presentation with sausage sizzle supplied - 11:11am at the BBQ area of Mikeys place - BYOG/Cozzies/Towel and plastic drinking vessel if you want to drink by the pool. Saturday 18.11.06 - Dean's 21st at Ian and Mikey's place - nibbles supplied - bring a present (or make a cash donation to a group present) and BYOG - starts from 7:00pm til late Saturday 04.12.06 - Mikey & Ians Pink Roman Party - Strict dress rule applies - if you haven't received your invite - make contact - food and limited grog supplied - bring your own favoutie drink if you have one - 5:00pm to 11:00pm

Mikey Lichenstein

Desperately Tennis 26.09.06

Another fabulous evening........................the results as they stand are listed below. This will be the last advertised results, as the inaugural Desperately Tennis Annual Awards afternoon will be held on the first Saturday in November and you will need to wait until then to see who receive the awards................. So, as of the end of September, the results are: Mark: 681 Mikey: 479 Anthony: 453 Scott: 302 Kurt: 223 Adam: 222 Matt: 221 Ross: 183 Obe: 124

Little PreCioUs

A reminder that Adam's inaugral photo exhibition has its opening nite on October 26 at Cafe Mio - for details contact Adam or Mikey. See you there!

Desperately Tennis 19.09.06

Well what a fantabulous evening was had - whislt the numbers were few, the games were large and the balls over the fence and on car roofs even larger than life! 'Twas a balmy evening and a vino or 2 before the match served its purpose with many a gig happening in the serving. At then end of the night however, little changes in the heirarchy of the scores which are now................. 1st place Marky on 681 2nd place Mikey on 450 3rd place Anthony on 404 Minor place getters: Scott 290 Kurt 223 Matt 208 Adam 205 Ross 183 Obe 124 See you all next Tuesday night FRoStY

Frosty Dog @ New world Vicky Park in Auckland, photo courtesy Deano

Desperately Tennis 29.08.06

What a wonderful evening it was and all present had a BALL ! Besides Obe being struck (again) by Marky and Kurt elevating balls to a greater distance out of the court, it was an..................interesting night! DO NOT FORGET TO REGISTER BY 3PM TUESDAY 4/9/06 VIA SMS TO MIKEY ADVISING WHETHER OR NOT YOU WILL BE PLAYING TENNIS ON THE 4/9/06 - Ross - don't bother you have already registered that you won't be! A REMINDER THAT THERE WILL BE NO TENNIS ON THE 11/9/06 Our top 3 players - after round 14 are: MARK - 681 points MIKEY - 436 points Anthony - 404 points The order of points for the regulars following the top 3 are as follows: Scott - 277 Kurt - 223 Adam - 201 Ross - 183 Dale - 132 Obe - 124

Desperately Tennis 15.08.06

Due to a computer malfunction there is no update to the tennis held on Tuesday 15.08.06. Hopefully the problem will be rectified by 19.08.06 and the updates will be added then. Please diarise NOW...........the inaugral Desperately Tennis Annual Picnic and Award day will be held on Saturday 4 November 2006 - so book the date now. Anyone who has played tennis during the year is invited and venue details will be announced closer to the date Have an ab fab week............ Mikey

Frosty Dog goes bright red @ Brown Dog

Frosty Dog goes bright red @ Brown Dog, originally uploaded by pantone801.

With a burp that regitered 8.23 on the Richter Scale Mikey went almost as red at the tomato next to his face...

Ross loves Hats- Of Meat!

That's one fresh salad - Might as well be from IGA East Brisbane

Desperately Tennis

For those that can't find the link on the right hand side.............click this one for the updates

Caro Mio Cafe Classic Movie Nights Presents "Victor / Victoria" Saturday Night 5th August, 7:30pm. Starring - Julie Andrews, James Garner, & Robert Preston A struggling female soprano finds work playing a male female impersonator. Movie Night Packages Gold Class $35 per person Entree, Tomato & Basil Soup, and Garlic Bread. Mains, Farfalle Pasta with Sundried Tomato, Pesto & Bocconcini. or Green Thai Chicken with Coconut Rice & Dessert. Orange Cream & Jelly Free Popcorn. Silver Class $15 per person Dessert & Coffee. Orange Cream & Jelly Free Popcorn. Movie Starts 7:30pm. 6:30pm Arrival for Gold Class 7:00pm Arrival for Silver Class Book Now Phone (07) 3844 8306

Borat from Kazakistan

Mr Mikey

S.W.A.T. Takes Down Gay Gym

July 1st. An Albuquerque S.W.A.T. team storms the male-only Pride Gym. Machine guns drawn, flash bangs readied, the rainbow-painted door splinters inwards. A dozen girlish screams ululate in unison; glitter and tear gas fills the air. As the skylight burst inwards, SWAT members rappel down from a hovering stealth copter and a song apropos ushers from the Jukebox: It's Raining Men by the Weather Sisters, only to be silenced by a single shotgun blast. The best part about this story of a New Mexico SWAT team being called out to issue a warrant to the owner of a gay gym for serving liquor without a license? SWAT claims they were afraid of being raped. The warrant also states officers' fears that "sending us into this place again puts us or any other undercover officer in danger of sexual assault and/or great bodily harm and/or injury." The officers did not say that they were assaulted or even approached while undercover, however. Not approached even whilst undercover? Either SWAT was ugly or this is the worst gay gymnasium ever.

Ross's new jeans

Dale's audition for ITS RAINING MEN

Cam-Sex

Milkshake on the run

click and have fun

Hello Dolly - This Saturday

Caro Mio Cafe Classic Movie Nights Presents "Hello Dolly"

Saturday Night 15th July, 7:30pm.

Starring - Barbra Streisand, Walter Matthau, Michael Crawford, & Marianne McAndrew.

Film adaptation of the beloved Broadway musical. Concerns itself with Dolly Levi, a New York-based matchmaker who merrily arranges things like furniture and daffodils and lives.

This weeks pre-movie cartoon is "Felix Gets The Can", Starring Felix the Cat.

Movie Night Packages Gold Class $35 per person Entree, Mains, & Dessert.

Free Popcorn. Silver Class $15 per person Dessert & Coffee.

Free Popcorn.

Menus to be advised

Movie Starts 7:30pm.

6:30pm Arrival for Gold Class

7:00pm Arrival for Silver Class

Book Now.

Phone (07) 3844 8306

Ross and Dale in Drag

Click the link and party!

One for Yanni

The Monty Python Abusive Voice Keychain. This is Holy Grail style, so the 17 sayings included in this…ahem…elegant little device might not be suitable for granny. OK? £8.99 from next month.

From the legendary Monty Python and the Holy Grail comes this fantastic abusive keychain with 17 sayings from the actual Monty Python crew!! Abusive sayings include: Button your lip, you ratbag! Come on you worm…you miserable little man.

A better way to get rid of annoying telemarketers

Looks like a green saab- Marks Driving?

Do Not Mail and Do Not Call Services

To stop telemarketers contacting you - click on the link and follow the prompts

Pink Pub Crawl

Click the link for details SUNDAY - JUNE 25 - DEPARTING SPORTIES 2PM

Let the buyer beware....

Who Let The Dogs Out

An unusual funeral procession approached the cemetery. A woman with a pitbull terrier was walking behind two hearses. Behind her, another 200 women followed in single file. A passerby was so curious she went up to the woman with the dog and said, "I am very sorry about your loss and I know this is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this. Whose is it?" "My late husband's," replied the woman. "My dog attacked him." "So who's in the second hearse?" the passerby inquired. "My mother-in-law," said the woman. "She was trying to help my husband when the pit bull turned on her." A poignant, thoughtful moment passed between the two women before the passerby asked, "Can I borrow the dog?" "Join the queue," said the widow.

Photo Albums

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Brokeback To The Future

Click on it...........if you dare

The Case of the Missing Frypan

A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Paul's flatmate, Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate than met the eye. Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates". About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said Paul. So he sat down and wrote:DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. LOVEPAUL Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read:DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW. LOVE MUM MOTTO: NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER SHE ALWAYS, ALWAYS FINDS OUT

Desperately Tennis

Tuesday Nite is Desperately Tennis @ West End - starts at 7:00pm. IMPORTANT: ALL NEW PLAYERS MUST REGISTER BY CONTACTING MIKEY BEFORE 3:00PM ON TUESDAY NIGHTS

EXISTING PLAYERS NEED NOT REGISTER - HOWEVER MUST ADVISE MIKEY BY 4PM IF THEY ARE NOT PLAYING OTHERWISE PLAYING COSTS WILL STILL OCCUR

To keep on top of the latest news from the cast of Desperately Tennis, - use the LINKS button on the right hand side of the blog called Tennis Updates

UPDATE - UPDATE - UPDATE - UPDATE - UPDATE -

8/8/06 - Well Kurt kept us all on our toes with many a high lob over the fences and onto the road, park, next suburb and of course the school buildings!

The player of the night would have to go to Adam who was not only camera man for the night, but also served some lovely shots catching many an opponent off guard.

2nd play of the nite was Mikey who actually returned a ball on his backhand and got it over the net!

Update of the trophy progress following Desperately Tennis following games on 1/8/06:

Marky - 595 points

Mikey - 370 points

Anthony 325 points

The field following the top 3 are:

Scott I - 273 points

Scott II - 250 points

Yanni - 226 points

Adam 211 points

Kurt 208 points

Alan 202 points

Matt 194 points

Cheryl 193 points

Ross 171 points.

Jak 146 points

Dale 132 points

Steve 124 points

Obe 112 points

Viagra News

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.

Howard's Heroes have been looking for a generic name for viagra. After careful consideration by a team of "experts" you can expect an announcement shortly that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafallin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and Ibepokin.

As a side note, Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will also soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a 'stiff' drink. Obviously they can no longer call this a 'soft' drink, and it gives new meaning to the names 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will shortly market the new concoction by the name of MOUNT & DO

This poses a thought - There is more money being spent on penis enlargements and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with large penises and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them!

Gay Pride in June 2006 -

Gay Pride is fast approaching so here's where I will be. If you need more details then go to Brisbane Pride June 4 - 11:00am - Volunteers BBQ at Musgrave Park June 17 - 10:00 am March and rally - Brisbane Town Hall June 25 - 2:00pm - Pink Pub Crawl - Sporties Why not become a volunteer ? - click on Brisbane Pride to register