Slap and Giggle Report 27.02.07

Another fabulous balmy evening with 2 players retiring for the night - Adam W due to lethargy and Steven (apparently to an old war injury although rumour has it he threw in the game as he was losing to his lover).

Welcome back to Bing and Kurt - both been absent for a little while.

Apologies received from Matt (still has wankerhand syndrome) and Ian (playing with the pollies down south).

The idea of playing singles to wrap up the night was good and a lot of fun was had by all.

To help the nite go smoother your Executive would appreciate that when you are not on court, you assist with ball boi and umpire duties to save the same people doing it each week.

Monies acknowledged from Adam and Steven ($12) Marcus ($3) Dale ($6) Andy ($3) Mikey ($3) Kurt ($3). Adam W and Scott have prepaid.

Don't forget if you know people who might enjoy the nite - bring them along - the more the merrier as if we get enuff numbers we will play 3 bois on each side!

Sleep well, have a great week - play hard but safe and if you are going to Mardi Gras - well don't bother telling me about it 'cause I can't afford to go!

HugZ and KisseZ all round - Mikey

Slap & GiggleReport for 20.02.07

Dahlings an absolutely fabulous nite of slap and giggle with 10 players taking to the courts - well eventually!. Cheered on by the bois fag hag and her lesbian partner sipping wine from tea cups the night was sure to be a hell fire. Staying with the theme and not to be outdone, there was a wonderful strip tease performed to the music of 4 sets of strings (tennis racquets) by Adam R and of course the late arrival of Anthony. Dale is fast becoming Kurt's replacement and managed to score 23 6's for the night - a person that is truly in the wrong game and should be playing cricket for the Bangladesh team! There were some simply marvelous, I say simply fabulous rallys played during the night. A disgruntled player whose name shall not be mentioned here, has lodged a complaint about the size of Marcus's weapon. Now Mark, you shoul dknow that the size of Marcus' thing is in line with Tennus Australie guidelines and he will be able to take to the court with his piece. Apologies for the night noted by Kurt, Yanni, Mathias, Scott and Ross. Don't forget for those wanting to send a cheerio to Ian his email address is ian_crawford 101@hotmail.com. C youz all next week. THE CHAIR. Payments for the night acknowledged from Mikey $6, Marcus $3, Andy $3, Adam R $3, and Anthony $6. Nite all!

Tennis Report - 06.02.07

I write this over a tall Scotch on the rockies so if there is anything incorrect then stiff shit really! Anyhoot, the night was reasonably attended with 8 players and as usual there were plenty of giggles following some hits, near misses and other dangerous plays. Of note was Mikey tripping over his shoes, Ross returning serves, Adam R trying to outdo Kurt by hitting the ball out of bounds and of course the dubious calls from the umpires of the time. On a good note, Marcus, a new player was welcomed and he certainly knows how to play hard ball. On a sad note, tonight was Yanni's last game this season as he sets for Capital Hill. Acknowledging apologies received for the night: Matt (sore hand from over exercising), Kurt (no car due to too many side swiping activities), CJ (coz Matt wasn't gonna be there, Andy (coz Kurt was not going to be there), Dale (coz he had free food and wine at Jaks place). Current scores are listed above: c u all next week. HugZ and KisseZ The Chair