Frostydog's Kennel: September 2007

And so is Jake Gyllenhaal, according to persistent reports in multiple gossip magazines and websites over the past two weeks. Plenty of pictures of the guys in what looks like intimate company seem to confirm what had been long-simmering rumours, and an alleged incident where Jake and his boyfriend were taken in by the cops for screwing in an SUV out the back of an LA restaurant is now also doing the rounds. Australian entertainment magazine NW printed a two-page scoop on the double-outing in its issue that hit stands this week and as if that wasn't enough, this week we heard that the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, Larry Birkhead, is said to have been secret lovers with her lawyer, one of the men Birkhead fought for custody of little Daniellynn, Howard K. Stern! When we crowned Wentworth Miller one of the Sexiest Man Alive last week, we wondered if all the gay speculation may have been true. Perez Hilton had reported that Wentworth was dating Brothers And Sisters actor Luke MacFarlane - ex-boyfriend of openly gay Grey's Anatomy star T.R. Knight - months ago, but in an interview with DNA, Wenty had categorically denied he was into guys. "This is about fantasy," he explained. "Certain people are going to have certain fantasies." Fantasy seems to have become reality, though, and since Luke MacFarlane is gorgeous the thought of this pair getting naked and all Prison Break with each other in the sack after a day strolling around WeHo in their cargo pants gives us a whole new rack of certain fantasies to stick in the spank bank. Meanwhile, not only is Jake Gyllenhaal has been linked with two different guys and is apparently about to have a baby with a surrogate mother. The alleged baby is due in September, and Jake clearly has a thing for easy-going brunettes. New York chef Chris Fischer is said to be Jake's main squeeze, but Jake was famously snapped with actor Austin Nichols at a basketball game last year. And, Larry Birkhead and Howard K Stern's alleged affair comes to light in a scandalous new book about Anna Nicole Smith called Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death. According to the book, Anna Nicole and a friend walked in on the pair giving each other head. Apparently, Anna Nicole knew the pair were gay but went ahead with having a child with Larry because she wanted a blonde and blue-eyed baby. A friend of Anna Nicole's reported the headjob scene by saying that "their bodies were intermingled. It was obvious what was happening." Stern's lawyers have threatened to sue, but we're a little disturbed by the thought of these two guys being naked and "intermingled" and, frankly, by the use - in this day and age - of the word "intermingled" in this context. Unlike our other hot pair, Larry and Howard aren't too hot-looking. We wished the third all-male Hollywood romance had been up to the standard of the previous two, but we can always imagine. At DNA we decided the hottest gay celeb fantasy affair would be between Rusty Joiner and Matthew McConaughey - what would be your idea of the hottest all-male Hollywood love affair?