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S.W.A.T. Takes Down Gay Gym

July 1st. An Albuquerque S.W.A.T. team storms the male-only Pride Gym. Machine guns drawn, flash bangs readied, the rainbow-painted door splinters inwards. A dozen girlish screams ululate in unison; glitter and tear gas fills the air. As the skylight burst inwards, SWAT members rappel down from a hovering stealth copter and a song apropos ushers from the Jukebox: It's Raining Men by the Weather Sisters, only to be silenced by a single shotgun blast. The best part about this story of a New Mexico SWAT team being called out to issue a warrant to the owner of a gay gym for serving liquor without a license? SWAT claims they were afraid of being raped. The warrant also states officers' fears that "sending us into this place again puts us or any other undercover officer in danger of sexual assault and/or great bodily harm and/or injury." The officers did not say that they were assaulted or even approached while undercover, however. Not approached even whilst undercover? Either SWAT was ugly or this is the worst gay gymnasium ever.

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Hello Dolly - This Saturday

Caro Mio Cafe Classic Movie Nights Presents "Hello Dolly"

Saturday Night 15th July, 7:30pm.

Starring - Barbra Streisand, Walter Matthau, Michael Crawford, & Marianne McAndrew.

Film adaptation of the beloved Broadway musical. Concerns itself with Dolly Levi, a New York-based matchmaker who merrily arranges things like furniture and daffodils and lives.

This weeks pre-movie cartoon is "Felix Gets The Can", Starring Felix the Cat.

Movie Night Packages Gold Class $35 per person Entree, Mains, & Dessert.

Free Popcorn. Silver Class $15 per person Dessert & Coffee.

Free Popcorn.

Menus to be advised

Movie Starts 7:30pm.

6:30pm Arrival for Gold Class

7:00pm Arrival for Silver Class

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Phone (07) 3844 8306

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