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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.
Howard's Heroes have been looking for a generic name for viagra. After careful consideration by a team of "experts" you can expect an announcement shortly that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafallin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and Ibepokin.
As a side note, Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will also soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a 'stiff' drink. Obviously they can no longer call this a 'soft' drink, and it gives new meaning to the names 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will shortly market the new concoction by the name of MOUNT & DO
This poses a thought - There is more money being spent on penis enlargements and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with large penises and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them!
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