Slap & GiggleReport for 20.02.07

Dahlings an absolutely fabulous nite of slap and giggle with 10 players taking to the courts - well eventually!. Cheered on by the bois fag hag and her lesbian partner sipping wine from tea cups the night was sure to be a hell fire. Staying with the theme and not to be outdone, there was a wonderful strip tease performed to the music of 4 sets of strings (tennis racquets) by Adam R and of course the late arrival of Anthony. Dale is fast becoming Kurt's replacement and managed to score 23 6's for the night - a person that is truly in the wrong game and should be playing cricket for the Bangladesh team! There were some simply marvelous, I say simply fabulous rallys played during the night. A disgruntled player whose name shall not be mentioned here, has lodged a complaint about the size of Marcus's weapon. Now Mark, you shoul dknow that the size of Marcus' thing is in line with Tennus Australie guidelines and he will be able to take to the court with his piece. Apologies for the night noted by Kurt, Yanni, Mathias, Scott and Ross. Don't forget for those wanting to send a cheerio to Ian his email address is ian_crawford 101@hotmail.com. C youz all next week. THE CHAIR. Payments for the night acknowledged from Mikey $6, Marcus $3, Andy $3, Adam R $3, and Anthony $6. Nite all!