Mid week joke

A gay was frantically driving down the street in a panic because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I will go to mass every sunday for the rest of my life, and not only that, I'll never look at another man." Miraculously, a parking space appeared. The guy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."